Archive for December, 2015

Weren’t They the Ones Who Diddled Sacagawea?

Security guard #1: Well you know Hitler’s mother was Jewish.
Supervisor: I know! Wouldn’t Freud have had a field day with that?
Security guard #2: Who?
Supervisor: You know, Sigmund Freud?
Security guard #2: Oh, the magician?
Security guard #1: What?
Security guard #2: You know, the magician with the tigers?
Supervisor: Thats Sigfried and Roy!

Lakeport, California

…Um, and How We Miss You Here

Officemate, calling coworker on the other coast: Hola, mamacita! Oh nothing, just eating some tuna and I thought of you…

Middleboro, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Roast Beef

3PM Smoke Break

Real Estate Agent: So she totally knows this guy that’s on The Real OC; he’s a loan guy that she used to work with.
Loan Rep: What character does he play?
Real Estate Agent: He’s a loan rep.
Loan Rep: I know, but what character does he play?

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Rancho Santa Margarita, California