Office working bee to another: Cameron* does have a bubble problem.
Monrovia, California
Overheard by: MrQOD
Archive for December, 2015
Weren’t They the Ones Who Diddled Sacagawea?
Security guard #1: Well you know Hitler’s mother was Jewish.
Supervisor: I know! Wouldn’t Freud have had a field day with that?
Security guard #2: Who?
Supervisor: You know, Sigmund Freud?
Security guard #2: Oh, the magician?
Security guard #1: What?
Security guard #2: You know, the magician with the tigers?
Supervisor: Thats Sigfried and Roy!
Lakeport, California
Doesn’t Matter, but It’s Good to Know
Boss: He has a bit of a shiny face, though. In my experience, ones with a shiny face are all pillow biters.
Office
Frankston
Australia
Overheard by: Receptionist
Which in Canada Is Indistinguishable from a Seizure
Teen girl: Oh my god, like, I’m so hyper! I think I have ADD. I can’t stop twitching!
Bystander: No, you just can’t stop feelin’ the rhythm.
Toronto
Canadia
I Think You’ll Like the Results
Boss : What is that red thing on top of a rooster’s head called? I can’t find a description anywhere on the Internet.
Employee: Just Google ‘cock’ and ‘diagram.’
Bloomington, Indiana
Overheard by: Sailorette
…Um, and How We Miss You Here
Officemate, calling coworker on the other coast: Hola, mamacita! Oh nothing, just eating some tuna and I thought of you…
Middleboro, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Roast Beef
How Wrong Would You Like It to Be?
Production manager: All I’m saying, Betty*, is do something, even if it’s wrong!
8900 Kelso Drive
Baltimore, Maryland
Overheard by: Nikki
3PM Smoke Break
Real Estate Agent: So she totally knows this guy that’s on The Real OC; he’s a loan guy that she used to work with.
Loan Rep: What character does he play?
Real Estate Agent: He’s a loan rep.
Loan Rep: I know, but what character does he play?
22342 Avenida Empresa
Rancho Santa Margarita, California
You Have None of the Lying Skills You’ll Need in Advertising
HR manager: How long do you plan to be with the company?
Girl interviewee: Until I find something better.
HR manager: Okay, I think that about does it. Thank you for coming in.
Brentwood, Tennessee
Where’s George Washington When You Need Him?
Middle-aged order entry woman: Girls, I tell you, by the time lovin’ comes back around to me, that cherry will have done growed back!
8900 Kelso Drive
Baltimore, Maryland
Overheard by: nikki
