Archive for October, 2015

I'll Just Bugger Off, Then

Coworker #1: Hey, you're going to be late for your meeting!
Coworker #2, disappointed: Ohhhhh… bum-sex.

IT Office
Cheshire
England


…Scientists Say.

Boss on phone: In Atlanta? Shoot, you can't swing a dead cat without hittin' a waffle house.

Landover, Maryland