Archive for October, 2015

I’ll Just Bug­ger Off, Then

Cowork­er #1: Hey, you’re go­ing to be late for your meet­ing!
Cowork­er #2, dis­ap­point­ed: Ohh­h­hh… bum-sex.

IT Of­fice
Cheshire
Eng­land


…Sci­en­tists Say.

Boss on phone: In At­lanta? Shoot, you can’t swing a dead cat with­out hit­tin’ a waf­fle house.

Lan­dover, Mary­land