Archive for August, 2015

If They Provided Lunch, They Wouldn’t Have to Pay Us at All

Cube dweller #1, at weekly company breakfast: Oooh, breakfast. I forgot today was breakfast day.
Cube dweller #2: They sure do know how to buy us off. They could take away our chairs and there would only be a minor grumbling, but if they took away our breakfast… Like, ‘Yeah, we’re gonna be a standing agency now.’ ‘Yeah, that’s cool. Just don’t mess with my breakfast.’

233 North Michigan Avenue
Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Cube Monkey

It's a Self-Limiting Activity

Nurse: Well, I heard he's masturbating seven times a day!
Physician: Good for him!

Toledo, Ohio

Overheard by: Confused Student