Archive for July, 2015

It’s For Really Long Plaques

Puzzled Irish girl: Look at that! Magnetic bookmarks! What a stupid idea!
Puzzled boyfriend: Why?
Puzzled Irish girl: Well, where are you ever going to find a metal book?
Puzzled boyfriend: Hmm, yeah, you’re right.

Perth, Australia

Overheard by: Gina

Her Withdrawal From Popular Culture Began in the Eighties and Was Complete by 1998

Younger girl: So the guy who played Kramer turned 57 this week. I had no idea he was that old!
Older woman: Kramer? You mean from the movie Kramer vs. Kramer?
Younger girl: Who? Um, no. Kramer. Kramer from Seinfeld.
Older woman: Who?
Younger woman: This is probably why we don’t talk more, huh?

323 East Grand River
Howell, Michigan

Overheard by: Pam Beasley