Male worker: Wow, it’s cold! Another front is supposed to be moving through later this week, too.
Female office worker #1: It’s not so bad, as long as I have a jacket on.
Female office worker #2: Yeah! Now I get to wear pants!
Carillon Center
St. Petersburg, Florida
Customer squinting at ‘No cell phones’ sign: Why do we have to turn off our cell phones? What happens if you use them in the tanning bed?
Tanning consultant: You’ll die.
222 Plaza, 5th Street Highway
Pennsylvania
Grad student: Everything is unisex these days, even a vagina.
Laboratory
Charleston, South Carolina
Office lady #1: What time does your computer say?
Office lady #2: 3:27. Yours?
Office lady #1: 3:32.
Office lady #2: Let’s follow that one.
Bayonne, New Jersey
Coworker #1: Yes, we are going to go to McDonald’s.
Coworker #2: Oh! Can I come? I’ll get my socks so I can go on the slide.
Appleton, Wisconsin
Girl coworker: Well, I think I’m probably better at math than you are, cause I’m good at calculus and algebra. But you’re good at… that one with the angles and triangles and stuff. What’s it called?
Guy coworker: You mean geometry?
Girl coworker: Yeah! Geography!
Calgary
Canadia
Overheard by: Smarter than both of them
Marketing director: Eighty percent of what we do is called ‘wasting time.’
Massachusetts Avenue NE
Washington, DC
Loud colleague: She has to order her boobs?
Melbourne
Australia
Overheard by: confused but amused
Coworker #1: Why do you keep giving me these?
Coworker #2: It’s my way of telling you they’re done.
10877 Watson Road
St. Louis, Missouri
Annoying coworker #1: You are so tan!
Annoying coworker #2: I know!
Annoying coworker #1: I can’t believe how tan you are!
Annoying coworker #2: I know!
Washington, DC
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