Archive for May, 2015

And What’s a ‘Doc­u­ment’?

Em­ploy­ee: Hey, Bertha*, can you help me send a fax? It’s been so long since I’ve had to use this.
Bertha: Okay, well, put your doc­u­ment face up here, and then en­ter the num­ber here, and press “start.“
Em­ploy­ee: What num­ber?
Bertha: The fax num­ber you’re send­ing to?
Em­ploy­ee: Oh, am I sup­posed to know that?

208 Raleigh Street
Chapel Hill, North Car­oli­na

Over­heard by: snoop­dude