Employee: I just flew in from Spain yesterday, I’m totally jetlagged.
Department head: Spain? Is that in a different time zone?
4220 N. St. Louis Avenue
Chicago, Illinois
Archive for May, 2015
The Goats Don’t Care for It, Though
Lab guy on cell: What did you just say to me? Oh, goat porn! Yeah, I like goat porn, too.
Science center
Long Island, New York
And What’s a ‘Document’?
Employee: Hey, Bertha*, can you help me send a fax? It’s been so long since I’ve had to use this.
Bertha: Okay, well, put your document face up here, and then enter the number here, and press “start.“
Employee: What number?
Bertha: The fax number you’re sending to?
Employee: Oh, am I supposed to know that?
208 Raleigh Street
Chapel Hill, North Carolina
Overheard by: snoopdude
We All Had Appetites, but You Rectum
Postal employee: I’m about ready to eat the butthole of a cow.
Post Office
Michigan
You’re Talking to a Sandwich Artist, Ma’am
Customer, ordering every single item on a sub: And olives, and banana peppers, and lettuce… oh, and a little splash of that vinaigrette, I like it messy.
Kearneysville, West Virginia
Like “Chubby” and “Spanky” Were Any Better?
Employee #1, reading newspaper: This guy’s name is Poon Tang! I can’t believe they printed his name!
Employee #2: Isn’t Poon Tang something they said on The Little Rascals?
Knoxville, Tennessee
12PM Catch Up on Paperwork
Service Manager: Really, you have to stop bring these back to me.
Office chick: No, you just need to do them right in the first place.
215 US Route 1
Falmouth, Maine
…Because I Just Took a Couple. I Hope They Don’t Mind.
Secretary to another: Do you know whose toenail clippings are in the conference room under the table?
Raleigh, North Carolina
9AM Just One More Day
Guy: At least it’s Friday, right?
DMV Girl: I hate you.
300 W. 34th Street
New York, NY
Order You to Clean It Up
Employee to boss: So, what do you do when a kid pisses on the sales floor?
Los Angeles, California
Overheard by: I don’t know either
