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Wait un­til He Hears Why They’re Rep­re­sent­ing Him

At­tor­ney read­ing med­ical re­port: Sue*, is this right?
Sue, the para­le­gal: Yup. Sure is.
At­tor­ney: But… Why does it say ‘Christi­na*’ on this set of re­ports, and ‘Christo­pher’ on this set?
Sue, pat­ting at­tor­ney on back: Read it all the way through, you’ll get it.
At­tor­ney, from rear of­fice five min­utes lat­er: Oh, lord… He’s… I mean, she’s… I mean… Sue? Can you come in here, please?
Sue, yelling across the of­fice: Did you see the pic­tures yet?
At­tor­ney: What?! There are pic­tures?! Where…? Oh, my good god! Sue!

Law of­fice, Broad­way
New York, New York