Archive for 2014

9AM Back to Work

Dev #1: Did you put this in my of­fice?
Dev #2: What is it?
Dev #1: Looks like a feath­er or some­thing. Maybe from a feath­er duster? You al­ways put ran­dom things in my of­fice.
Dev #2: No, I on­ly put things in your of­fice I find on my body.

6205 Peachtree Dun­woody Road NE
At­lanta, Geor­gia

The Last Temp­ta­tion of Chris

Mar­ried dude: The reg­u­lar girl was­n’t there so they sent the cute one.
Hap­pi­ly-Mar­ried dude: Uh huh, the ug­ly one was­n’t there so you met with the cute one.
Mar­ried dude: I find her very at­trac­tive.
Hap­pi­ly-Mar­ried dude: You are mar­ried!
Mar­ried dude: But she’s par­a­lyzed from the waist down.
Hap­pi­ly-Mar­ried dude: You’re mar­ried! So you are par­a­lyzed from the waist down!

226 Fifth Av­enue
New York, New York

Over­heard by: Dag

My No­to­ri­ety’s Al­ready Got­ten Chlamy­dia Four Times

Gos­sip queen: So, Nate, saw you and Erin left dur­ing lunch to­geth­er. What’s goin’ on there?
Nate: Noth­in’.
Gos­sip queen: Oh, I get it. Wink. (walks away)
Nate to John: When did eat­ing lunch with some­one cor­re­late to hav­ing pen­e­trat­ed them? I swear to god, my rep­u­ta­tion gets laid about 300% more than I do.
John: Wink.

Philadel­phia, Penn­syl­va­nia

Over­heard by: me