Archive for 2014

4PM Keep a Straight Face Until 5

Co-worker #1: Does the administrator know that her hair looks like that? She looks like a mental patient!
Co-worker #2: Yes! She did that on purpose, I mean she used bobby pins and hair spray.
Co-worker #1: Everyone is laughing at her. Should we tell her?
Co-worker #2: Don’t you dare! This is the best day of my life!

1024 N. Foster Drive
Baton Rouge, Louisiana

Are You Kidding? Yiddish Is 90% Antisemitic Words!

Coworker #1: So I heard Silverman, Bernstein and Shaprio are coming in here tomorrow for a meeting. Are you going to be in on that meeting?
Coworker #2: No, I don't think so. Why?
Coworker #1: Well, they are your people, aren't they? You could just wear your little hat and that would seal the deal. No?
Coworker #2: My people? Huh?
Coworker #1: Yeah, your people. Y'know, they are… crap! What are they? They are Jews, but not. What's that word you Jews use to describe yourselves?
Coworker #2: Jewish?
Coworker #1: No, that's not it. Goy! That's it!
Coworker #2: Umm… that refers to someone who's not Jewish.
Coworker #1: Oh. So you Jews don't have a derogatory slang word you use to refer to yourselves? (pause) Damn!

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania