Archive for 2014

She’s Mov­ing Very Fast

Of­fice guy #1: Look! There goes the co­caine la­dy! You should try to catch her!
Of­fice guy #2: Damn, she’s gone! Maybe next time.

Clacka­mas, Ore­gon

Over­heard by: Stephanie

And by Nice, I Mean “How Soul-De­stroy­ing­ly Gauche”

Of­fice girl #1 in skimpy out­fit gath­er­ing pro­mo­tion­al ma­te­r­i­al: You look whipped.
Of­fice girl #2: Yeah… I had a date. I did­n’t get home un­til four A.M.
Of­fice girl #1: I did­n’t get to sleep un­til four A.M., ei­ther, but that’s be­cause I was hav­ing sex… with my man…
Of­fice girl #2: Yeah, I was at a bar. It was the first date. We got re­al­ly drunk and I rode him in the booth.
Of­fice girl #1: Nice.

1142 Broad­way
New York, New York

Over­heard by: Hel­looo… I am sit­ting right here!