Archive for 2014

Slight­ly More Than Schindler’s List

Of­fice la­dy #1: Should I rent Transamer­i­ca? I heard it was a com­e­dy. I’m wor­ried about han­dling the whole sex change thing. How can that be fun­ny?
Of­fice la­dy #2: I rec­om­mend it, but it’s about a per­son­al jour­ney — it’s not a com­e­dy.
Of­fice la­dy #1: Is it fun­ny?

Rochelle Park, New Jer­sey

9AM Back to Work

Re­cep­tion­ist: Hey, help me with this list. The boss wants me to go to the store and get some stuff for the cof­fee room. You know, stuff like fil­ters and cups and stuff. But I can’t fig­ure out what these icet rays are.
HR clerk: Let me see the list…Sweetie, this says ice trays. You know, for the freez­er to freeze wa­ter in­to cubes.
Re­cep­tion­ist: Are you sure? Be­cause if the boss wants icet rays, that’s what I bet­ter get.
HR clerk: Well okay, if you re­al­ly want icet rays, try the of­fice sup­ply store and make them check in the back. You may have to ask for their man­ag­er.
Re­cep­tion­ist: Thanks, see you in a lit­tle while.
HR clerk: You know, I should have used that op­por­tu­ni­ty to sell her a bridge.

5760 High­way 80
Pearl, Mis­sis­sip­pi

Over­heard by: Brain Danc­ing