Archive for 2014

10AM Take Care of Bills

Ad­juster #1: What are you putting over there?
Ad­juster #2: A le­gal bill.
Ad­juster #1: Well, it won’t get paid till Tues­day.
As­sis­tant: Why won’t it get paid till Tues­day?
Ad­juster #1: What the crap? You’re here to­day?

2550 North­winds Park­way
Al­pharet­ta, Geor­gia

Over­heard by: David Tilley

What Je­sus Would Have Done

Man: Was this in DC?
Woman: No! It was in Mary­land, where I live! Right be­hind my con­do build­ing! I was so up­set!
Man: Huh.
Woman: If I had a gun, I tell you what: I would have shot him as he was run­ning away. I was so up­set. The lit­tle bitch would have been dead. [She ex­its the el­e­va­tor] Have a blessed day!

5600 Fish­ers Lane
Rockville, Mary­land