Archive for 2014

10AM Take Care of Bills

Adjuster #1: What are you putting over there?
Adjuster #2: A legal bill.
Adjuster #1: Well, it won’t get paid till Tuesday.
Assistant: Why won’t it get paid till Tuesday?
Adjuster #1: What the crap? You’re here today?

2550 Northwinds Parkway
Alpharetta, Georgia

Overheard by: David Tilley

What Jesus Would Have Done

Man: Was this in DC?
Woman: No! It was in Maryland, where I live! Right behind my condo building! I was so upset!
Man: Huh.
Woman: If I had a gun, I tell you what: I would have shot him as he was running away. I was so upset. The little bitch would have been dead. [She exits the elevator] Have a blessed day!

5600 Fishers Lane
Rockville, Maryland