Archive for 2014

You Call Your Mom by Her First Name?

Voice mail, on speakerphone: Hi, you’ve reached the voice mail of Linda Stevens*. I am away from…
Manager: I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you…
Voice mail: [Beeps.]Manager: Linda! Will you give me a call when you get a chance? Thanks!

175 5th Avenue
New York, New York

And It's a Little Yeasty

Writer #1 on conference call: Man, I can hear that douchebag on the other end.
Writer #2: And I can smell his failure from here.

Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Hear No Evil