Archive for 2014

I See Your At­tempt at Hu­mor, and I Refuse to Ac­knowl­edge It

Deskie #1: What’s that smell? Sul­fur? Rot­ten eggs?
Deskie #2: I have it fig­ured out: It’s Hal­loween, and all these girls are walk­ing around with noth­ing cov­er­ing ar­eas which haven’t been ex­posed in pub­lic since last Hal­loween.
Deskie #1: I don’t get why that is rel­e­vant.

Front desk, Cen­tral Michi­gan Uni­ver­si­ty
Mount Pleas­ant, Michi­gan

Over­heard by: Not A Deskie

We Prob­a­bly Should Get an Apart­ment To­geth­er and a Lit­tle Dog

(cowork­er #1 launch­es stress ball at cowork­er #2)
Cowork­er #2: Good thing you throw like a girl.
Cowork­er #1: Ya know, you’re like the op­po­site of Unit­ed Way: you bring out the worst in me.
Cowork­er #1: I’m pret­ty sure that’s not their mot­to.
Cowork­er #2: I’m pret­ty sure you’re still fuck­ing an­noy­ing. (waits a mo­ment) Yep.

East Mid­town
New York City, New York

Over­heard by: The Temp