Archive for 2014

So Doing It to Jews Is Okay?

Man reading aloud from newspaper: North Carolina law describes malicious castration as cutting off, maiming or disfiguring a person’s gentiles…

725 West Golf Road
Hoffman Estates, Illinois

Overheard by: Gentile Intactus

You Can’t Teach If Your Liberal Credentials Get Revoked

Professor: Yeah, my daughter’s having a slumber party tonight. She invited eight girls, but one of them can’t come because she’s a Jew.
Grad student: Oh…
Professor: I mean, because there’s a Jewish holiday this weekend she has to observe.
Grad student: Oh, okay. Not because you don’t allow them in your home…

Chapel Hill, North Carolina