Archive for 2014

There Are So Few Good Roles for African-American Actresses

Customer: Last week I bought two of these toy bulldozers for my nephews, and I’d like to exchange this one for a backhoe.
CSR: Okay.
Customer: Would you like me to go back to the toy department and get the other one?
CSR: No, I’ll page and have someone bring one up here for you. [Over intercom] Attention, Toy Department. Will someone please bring a black ho to the service desk? I repeat, we need a black ho at the service desk.

Value City
Indianapolis, Indiana

Overheard by: Did that really just happen?

Video Doesn't Lie

President to a client on the phone: He's a business guy, he knows about penetration. He really knows how to go deep.

New Jersey

Overheard by: Too Much Information