Archive for 2014

Hobo: I Was Re­search­ing Adult En­ter­tain­ment Law!

Stu­dent: This place is nice.
Em­ploy­ee: Yeah, it’s re­al­ly peace­ful un­til the home­less guys look at porn on the In­ter­net and they have to call the cops.
Stu­dent: Does that hap­pen a lot?
Em­ploy­ee: Yeah. What else do they have to do?

Law Li­brary, Uni­ver­si­ty of Wash­ing­ton
Seat­tle, Wash­ing­ton

5PM That’s a Wrap

CSR: To­day needs to be over. I’m so se­ri­ous­ly ready to slit my wrists–

The phone rings.

CSR: Good af­ter­noon. This is [Nel­ly], how can I help you? Oh…hi! How are you doing?…Oh, I’m great! Mm-hmm, yes, of course! I just have to pull up your pre­vi­ous order…Oh, re­al­ly? Oh! Well, that’s okay!…No, really!…Oh, stop it! Ha, ha! Okay, well thanks for call­ing any­way! Yes…Thank you, I will! You al­so, okay? M’kay, bye!…Jesus. Okay, so, what the fuck was I say­ing again?

950 Tow­er Lane
Fos­ter City, Cal­i­for­nia