Archive for 2014

10AM Sen­si­tiv­i­ty Class

Em­ploy­ee #1: Yeah, I made out with girls when I was younger.
Em­ploy­ee #2: You did?
Em­ploy­ee #3: No way!
Boss: You know, that’s a Jew­ish thing.
Em­ploy­ee #2: What?
Boss: Yes, a lot of Jew­ish girls I know have fooled around with their girl­friends or are, you know, les­bians.

6 E. 32nd Street
New York, NY

4PM Bud­get­ing

Co-work­er: How many times do I have to tell you, you can’t do that? It’s like adding ap­ples and mo­rons.

2011 Ma­hone Av­enue
Fort Lee, Vir­ginia

Over­heard by: jor­dan

The Big News

Site

On Wednes­day we will be launch­ing OverheardInTheOffice.com. This will be the site for all the things you over­hear over the cu­bi­cle walls at work, as well as the BS that peo­ple spout dur­ing meet­ings. Is your boss an a‑hole? Does he “lever­age” his id­io­cy “proac­tive­ly” in­to hi­lar­i­ous quotes? Then send them to us here. We’d like as many sub­mis­sions as pos­si­ble be­fore we go live, from all over the coun­try (and the world)!

Ban­ner

In ad­di­tion, we need a new ban­ner for the site. All you arty types: take our lo­go [gif | PSD] and run with it. We’ll use a bunch of the best ones, and we’ll give you cred­it and a link. E‑mail us your work here (with “Over­heard in the Of­fice” in the sub­ject line).

The Big News

Site

On Wednes­day we will be launch­ing OverheardInTheOffice.com. This will be the site for all the things you over­hear over the cu­bi­cle walls at work, as well as the BS that peo­ple spout dur­ing meet­ings. Is your boss an a‑hole? Does he “lever­age” his id­io­cy “proac­tive­ly” in­to hi­lar­i­ous quotes? Then send them to us here. We’d like as many sub­mis­sions as pos­si­ble be­fore we go live, from all over the coun­try (and the world)!

Ban­ner

In ad­di­tion, we need a new ban­ner for the site. All you arty types: take our lo­go [gif | PSD] and run with it. We’ll use a bunch of the best ones, and we’ll give you cred­it and a link. E‑mail us your work here (with “Over­heard in the Of­fice” in the sub­ject line).

9AM Back to the Blath­er

Para­le­gal #1: So I just heard from my of­fice­mate that you think your of­fice­mate has a huge piece.
Para­le­gal #2: I know he has a huge piece.
Para­le­gal #1: How could you pos­si­bly know, did he show you?
Para­le­gal #2: No.
Para­le­gal #1: Did his wife of­fer it up?
Para­le­gal #2: No…My ex-sec­re­tary was friends with a girl he used to date…and it is just known.
Para­le­gal #1: Mm-hmm.
Para­le­gal #2: Look. When you see him in the hall, say “Hey” and take a quick look down, you can to­tal­ly tell.

200 Park Av­enue
New York, NY

Over­heard by: GJG