Archive for 2014

9AM Back to Work

Soldiers are doing push-ups on frost-covered grass.

Soldier #1: Man, it’s cold! I can’t feel my hands!

Soldier #2: I can’t feel my testicles.

Soldier #3: My testicles are all crawled up inside my body…so snug…and so warm…

Soldier #4: I wish I was a testicle.

Soccer field #3
Fort Eustis, Virginia