Archive for 2014

To­mor­row We’ll Work on But­tons

Boss to new sales rep: And here is your lap­top with the car­ry­ing case. The com­put­er just goes in the bag like this and then you use the Vel­cro straps to strap it in. You’re fa­mil­iar with Vel­cro, right? You just push the two sides to­geth­er and… (pro­ceeds to demon­strate)

Nor­cross, Geor­gia

Mr. Hefn­er Has Suc­cess­ful­ly Used the Adop­tion Ploy for Over 50 Years

Man: I talked to John. He said he and Michelle got di­vorced less than a year af­ter they were mar­ried. I re­al­ly did­n’t like her any­way. She was re­al­ly bull­head­ed.
Woman: Oh. That’s too bad.
Man: Yeah, they just got di­vorced, but he’s do­ing well. He just adopt­ed a sev­en­teen-year-old girl. It’s help­ing to dis­tract him.
Woman: Huh?

Uni­ver­si­ty of Ore­gon
Eu­gene, Ore­gon

Over­heard by: Reed