Archive for 2014

Who Says Sorority Hazing Stops After College?

Confused blonde receptionist to office staff, attempting to transfer phone calls: What's your number?
Female staff #1: 1.
Female staff #2: 666.
Male staff: 0414 555 555.

Brisbane
Australia


In the Future, Black People Will Get to Do Things While Whitey Pays to Watch

Black co-worker: Hey, how are you doing today?
Redneck co-worker: If I were you, I wouldn’t speak to me today.
Black co-worker: Why is that? What’s wrong with you?
Redneck co-worker: I’m not too fond of you black people today. That damn Tiger Woods has won another Major.
Black co-worker: Oh, that’s all? Well, what are you going to do when we take over NASCAR?
Redneck co-worker: [Bewildered silence]

1000 Jerry St. Pe Highway
Gulf Coast, Mississippi

Overheard by: The Guy sitting next to the idiot