Archive for 2014

Also, Will I Meet a Tall Dark Stranger on an Upcoming Voyage?

Customer: I need to have some work done on my car, and I want to know how much it’s going to cost.
Shop guy: Okay, let’s go take a look.
Customer: Well, the car isn’t here, it’s at my house.
Shop guy: You need to bring the car here if you want an estimate.
Customer: I don’t need an estimate, I just want to know how much it’s going to cost.

Auto body shop
New Jersey

Why You Should Have Sex before Marriage

Newlywed father-to-be on phone to coworker: Yeah, it’s great! Although… It’s very large and hard… For some reason I thought it would be squishy.

4001 South 700 East
Salt Lake City, Utah

Overheard by: Really hopes he’s talking about his wife’s belly…