Archive for 2014

Hah! Worked Like a Charm.

Male em­ploy­ee: You al­ready did that.
Fe­male em­ploy­ee, shout­ing: No I did­n’t! (she starts slam­ming fold­ers and pa­pers down on the counter, then shoves male em­ploy­ee out of the way) Get out of my way! I’ll do it my­self! You just need to go home! You re­al­ly do!

Tam­pa, Flori­da

Over­heard by: ISP­gyp­sy

2PM Up­date Bud­gets

Head of IT: Can we get those new com­put­ers?
CFO: Sor­ry, it’s not in the bud­get this year.

He walks over to the cal­en­dar.

CFO: Hey, is­n’t this last year’s cal­en­dar? When are you go­ing to put up the cor­rect one?
IT Drone: Sor­ry, a new cal­en­dar is­n’t in the bud­get this year.

75 South Church Street
Pitts­field, Mass­a­chu­setts

Over­heard by: Joe