Archive for 2014

Why Peo­ple Move to Big Cities: Ex­plained

Cus­tomer: So where do you live?
AT&T em­ploy­ee: I’ve got fam­i­ly in Pe­ru and some fam­i­ly in Brazil.
Cus­tomer: Oh, wow! So, do you have a wife?
AT&T em­ploy­ee: Yes, she’s in Brazil.
Cus­tomer: Oh, so your wife is Brazil­ian?
AT&T em­ploy­ee: Yes.
Cus­tomer: Oh, I lived in Brazil for two years! Yeah, Brazil­ian women are fab­u­lous! They are so beau­ti­ful!
AT&T em­ploy­ee, awk­ward­ly: Yeah… I love my wife.
Cus­tomer: So, do you have any chil­dren?
AT&T em­ploy­ee: No, not yet.
Cus­tomer: So what brought you to New Hamp­shire?
AT&T em­ploy­ee: Um… My par­ents.
Cus­tomer: So where do they live around here?

AT&T Store
West Lebanon, New Hamp­shire

Over­heard by: Brad­ford

Mr. Slurpee Nev­er Los­es His Cool

Fe­male work­er bee: If I get too slur­py, just tell me.
Male work­er bee: Oh, don’t wor­ry, they put up with me all day long.

Mid­dle­bor­ough, Mass­a­chu­setts

Over­heard by: Mikey

On­ly If You Give a Shit

QA guy #1: So, there’s a bunch of shit go­ing down with the shit. I was go­ing to try and fin­ish that shit, but then all of this shit came up. Can’t they get the shit to work? I mean, get your fuck­ing shit to­geth­er. You know what I mean?
QA guy #2: I do. I to­tal­ly do, man. It’s wor­ri­some.

Scotts­dale, Ari­zona

Over­heard by: Cube Gu­ru