"if a female author is in the forest, can the bear smell her?"
Really old lady: Are you reading a book written by a woman? (said in disgust).
Her son in his #50's: Yeah it's awful but my library books by male authors aren't ready yet.
Really old lady: I can always detect a female author right away.

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