Archive for 2012

And Colonels!

(discussing another female coworker).
Female coworker: Have you noticed how she says "sup" when she comes in in the morning? She sounds all hard and stuff.
Male coworker #1: Yeah she's got a little bit of 'hood in her. You gotta be tough when you're growing up on the streets of kentucky.
Male coworker #2: They have streets in kentucky?

Raleigh, NC

Fine, but You're Getting a Mustache and a Penis Coming Out Of Your Mouth.

Scene: Coworkers are discussing what to do with the bare space on the lobby walls after the two portraits of the former owners have been removed. Several employees have worked for the company more than 20 years.
Coworker #1: We could hang portraits of rita* and betty* since they've worked here the longest (40 years and 30 years, respectively).
Coworker #2: What about [my supervisor] and me? He's been here 13 years and I've been here 12.

1600 W. Bloomfield Rd.
Bloomington, IN

Overheard by: Four's A Crowd

Career Tip: Never Drop the First F-Bomb, Dear Reader

two italians boys talking and explaining about an important document;a black american is watching them.
Black one: So,what's that?
Man: This is a piece of paper…
Black one: Fuck you.
And leave :).


Overheard by: Sara