Archive for 2012

Two Girls, One Clap

Female employee (walking over): Hey, *jane? Is that thunder? I'm coming in your personal space.

Marlborough, MA


In Home Depot? A Bit…Unfinished.

Male attorney #1: There's a holiday inn there.
Male attorney #2: We should park across the street.
#1: Why?
#2: Because hotels check license plates. There's a home depot across the street where we can park.
#1: I wonder how nice the suites are?

Mesa, AZ


Just Another Workplace Boner

employee walks by with noodle bowl for lunch… Other employee yells out "give me a piece of that beef!"

East Hartford, CT


I Very Much Enjoyed the Graph Of the Naked Lady, Though.

Informed decision-making:
Ks house insurance committee member: Have you reviewed the figure in the fiscal note that the department of revenue has submitted?
Reply by ks house majority leader: Yes, and I don’t know how they arrived at that figure. I don’t understand all the charts, but I do know that I don’t agree with it!
Committee member: Well, me either . . .

Under the Dome

Overheard by: Election day doesn't come soon enough


There's No App for That

Senior developer: See? That's how this works.
Developer's boss: I'm not going to get any less confused, am I…

2050 Bleury, Montreal, QC, Canada