Archive for 2012

Two Girls, One Clap

Fe­male em­ploy­ee (walk­ing over): Hey, *jane? Is that thun­der? I’m com­ing in your per­son­al space.

Marl­bor­ough, MA

In Home De­pot? A Bit…Un­fin­ished.

Male at­tor­ney #1: There’s a hol­i­day inn there.
Male at­tor­ney #2: We should park across the street.
#1: Why?
#2: Be­cause ho­tels check li­cense plates. There’s a home de­pot across the street where we can park.
#1: I won­der how nice the suites are?

Mesa, AZ

I Very Much En­joyed the Graph Of the Naked La­dy, Though.

In­formed de­ci­sion-mak­ing:
Ks house in­sur­ance com­mit­tee mem­ber: Have you re­viewed the fig­ure in the fis­cal note that the de­part­ment of rev­enue has sub­mit­ted?
Re­ply by ks house ma­jor­i­ty leader: Yes, and I don’t know how they ar­rived at that fig­ure. I don’t un­der­stand all the charts, but I do know that I don’t agree with it!
Com­mit­tee mem­ber: Well, me ei­ther …

Un­der the Dome

Over­heard by: Elec­tion day does­n’t come soon enough

There’s No App for That

Se­nior de­vel­op­er: See? That’s how this works.
De­vel­op­er’s boss: I’m not go­ing to get any less con­fused, am I…

2050 Bleury, Mon­tre­al, QC, Cana­da