Archive for 2012

When Life Hands You Lyme

Pharmacist to doctor: "you are nothing in the tick world."

711 S.L. Young Blvd, Oklahoma City

Overheard by: freudian flip

Why Project Managers Die Young: Explained

Team lead: Is it due today?
Project manager: Of course! Everything's due today! Except the stuff that was due yesterday…

1006 Market St
Harrisburg, PA

Overheard by: Justin

Does This Happen in Every Workplace?

Coworker #1: (singing)I'm all out of love…
Coworker #1&#2: (singing)I'm so lost without you. I know you were right, believing for so long…

Ontario, Canada

Overheard by: MediaSlave

…She Gets Along with All Of Us Just Great!

Female manager: We need to get somebody in to fill the position.
Male manager: But nobody is right for it.
Female manager: You know who could do it, actually? We could get sarah back.
Male manager: Hah! Okay, but you get to manage her.
Female manager: Oh, come on! What is your problem with sarah?
Male manager: She's stupid.
Female manager: Okay, but–.
Male manager: She's just so dumb.
Female manager: Well, yeah.

Commuter shuttle, Boston, MA

Overheard by: Kitty

Why Are You Always Talking About Your Seed?

Coworker #1: Everywhere I go, there's rape! Coworker #2 frowns.
Coworker #1: Seed! Rapeseed! The yellow stuff in the fields! Coworker #2 looks dubious.
Coworker #1: Fine! Coworker #1 stalks off.

Stroud, Gloucestershire, England