Archive for 2012

They’re Not As Dirty As You’d Think, Un­for­tu­nate­ly.

Cowork­er #1, try­ing to iden­ti­fy char­ac­ters on Sponge­Bob crack­ers: What about this one? The mon­ster.
Cowork­er #2: Oh yeah, the one-eyed one! He’s evil, is­n’t he?
Cowork­er #1: I dunno–we should google it.
Cowork­er #3, laugh­ing: Yeah, go ahead and google “one-eyed evil mon­ster,” see what kind of re­sults you get!

Bal­ti­more, Mary­land

…But I Was­n’t Ask­ing for Ro­man­tic Ad­vice

Clever fe­male of­fice drone, see­ing tor­ren­tial rain as she leaves: Should I wait for the rain to stop or risk get­ting wet?
Stu­pid fe­male of­fice drone: You could al­ways put a pa­per bag over your head.
Clever fe­male of­fice drone: Thanks.


Watch As She Grazes in Her Nat­ur­al Habi­tat…

Cus­to­di­an, giv­ing new guy ori­en­ta­tion: And these are the re­strooms for this end of this floor… (points at fe­male staff) And this is the *nicest* la­dy…

Philadel­phia, Penn­syl­va­nia

Over­heard by: Aw gee shucks

In­stead Of, You Know, Air Wise.

Cowork­er to an­oth­er: It just means I’ll be clock-watch­ing, time wise.


Over­heard by: In what oth­er sense.…???

Be­cause You Can Nev­er Have Too Many Choco­late Nuts

Fe­male cowork­er #1: Hey, Sue*, you want some choco­late nuts?
Fe­male cowork­er #2: On­ly a cou­ple.
Fe­male cowork­er #1, snick­er­ing: That’s wrong.
Fe­male cowork­er #2: What?

Del­ran, New Jer­sey

Over­heard by: Bruce Ban­ner