Archive for 2012

…All the Livelong Night

Customer service rep #1: You tell that ho to take a nap and stop being a bitch.
Accounting rep: Oh, stop, she's not a ho.
Customer service rep #1: Oh, no? What other job could she possibly have if she's rolling up into bed at 3 am?
Finance VP: Working at a receiver's office!
Customer service rep #2: Oh, she be receivin' alright…

Fort Mill, South Carolina


Male coworker, talking about recent trip to San Antonio: We wanted to go to Sea World, but we just didn't have time.
Slightly ditzy female coworker: There's no Sea World in San Antonio.
Male coworker: Yes, there is.
Female coworker: But San Antonio is landlocked!

Government Office
Washington, DC

…When I Was Pregnant.

College girl: My mom ate pickles and peanut butter when she was pregnant!
College guy: Yeah, and look how you are now!
College girl: That's because I stuck a key in an electric socket!

Southfield, Michigan

Overheard by: that probably explains a lot

…Wearing a Wonder Woman Costume?

Crazy gun nut coworker to boss: So if a guy comes into our office shooting up the place, can I break this window run to my truck and grab my gun and come back in here like a hero guy?


Overheard by: clayton

What What?

CSR to another: It's just that it's right in the middle of your butt.

Chicago, Illinois