Archive for 2012

Baltimore? He's Probably in Jail.

Assistant #1: Hey, is this guy dead? I went to the site for the university where he works and he's not mentioned anywhere on it.
Assistant #2: Um… I don't know. It's been a while. Maybe he's retired. Or yeah, dead.
Assistant #1: If he's dead, I don't have to send him anything, right?
Assistant #2: Well, you should probably check all the local obituaries just to be sure.

Baltimore, MD

…You Kike.

<b>director:</b> I'm not trying to be a nazi about this. Oh, sorry, you're jewish, that wasn't cool. I'm not trying to be hitler about this…

Fort Mill, SC

Are We Married Now?

male coworker sneezes.
Female coworker: Bless you.
Male coworker: Thank you. Beat.
Male coworker: You can bless me anytime.

3501 Northwest 63rd Street, OKC

..And Her Mother's Flaky

60-something yr old co-worker making a call to the doctor's: Hi, I'd like to make an appointment for my grand-daughter. She's 10, just a little girl, but she says she's itchy…

Tempe, AZ

Raise Your Hand If You Work With Her

Colleague #1 is leaving the office to go argue against ridiculous policy set by colleague #2:
Colleague #1: "[colleague 2] has been in a weird mood, lately."
Colleague #3: "weirder than usual?!"
Colleague #1: "yes. Much weirder. … Maybe she's *happy*…"
Colleague #3: [howling laughing] "well that would be weird."

Philadelphia, PA

Overheard by: jayvee