Archive for 2012

Just Like at My Wedding.

Coworker on business call: You have my email address? (pause) Yes, it was a question. I forgot to say the word “do.”

Flatiron Building
Manhattan, New York


Translation: Can I or Can I Not Take a Sick Day?

Office lady, freaking out after drinking milk two days after expiration date: Oh god, am I going to get sick? I threw out the coffee, but I just ate the oatmeal. For now I'm fine. I'm feeling okay. I think I'm okay. This is all I need right now, to get sick.
Smart office friend: Isn't it good until 7 days past the date? I'm pretty sure it is.
Office girl, freaking out: Really? I didn't know that…

Manhattan, New York