Female: Holy, what is that smell?
Gay coworker: Sweet Jesus, I don't know! It's smells like someone microwaved their panties.
Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: Cold Oatmeal
Archive for 2012
When Love Is the Drug and I Need to Score
Male pharmacist to female pharmacy assistant: You have to push it in, then push it out.
Perth
Australia
Overheard by: Andrew
To Be Fair, He Only Knows the One.
Employee to another: You are the first black person I have ever met that does not like fried chicken. (all coworker turns to look at him stunned) No, really.
Tucson, Arizona
You'd Think Rage Would Burn More Calories
Perpetually angry overweight employee: So I was sitting there… Fuckers!
New Milford, Connecticut