Female: Holy, what is that smell?
Gay coworker: Sweet Jesus, I don’t know! It’s smells like someone microwaved their panties.
Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: Cold Oatmeal
Female: Holy, what is that smell?
Gay coworker: Sweet Jesus, I don’t know! It’s smells like someone microwaved their panties.
Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: Cold Oatmeal
Employee to another: You are the first black person I have ever met that does not like fried chicken. (all coworker turns to look at him stunned) No, really.
Tucson, Arizona
Perpetually angry overweight employee: So I was sitting there… Fuckers!
New Milford, Connecticut
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