Young attorney, to middle-aged attorney: I have sleep insomnia!

Law Firm, Poydras Street
New Orleans, LA

Overheard by: IsisUptown

Developer: I think it’s only funny to me because you don’t think it’s funny.

Broadway & Bleecker, NYC

*cubicle neighbour answers phone*.
“hey”
“oh jeez”
“human bites are worse than an animal.”

Winnipeg, MB, Canada

Male coworker: If somebody starts yodeling, somebody is going to go toward it. I’m not.

Raleigh, NC