Boss (to young painter): "why do you always have to get in my face when you talk to me? You wanna kiss me? Don't you realize I could gesture wildly and unknowingly knock you unconscious?"
Tell City, Indiana
Boss (to young painter): "why do you always have to get in my face when you talk to me? You wanna kiss me? Don't you realize I could gesture wildly and unknowingly knock you unconscious?"
Tell City, Indiana
<b>customer service rep, walking to the bathroom:</b> are you going where I'm going?
<b>vp:</b> you wish.
Fort Mill, SC
Office worker, on phone: "hello. I'm calling to let you know that I'm divorced. Bye." (hangs up).
47th & 6th, NYC
Overheard by: Akter11
<b>customer service rep:</b> you are the dumbest motherfucker I have ever had the displeasure of having sexual relations with!
Fort Mill, SC
<b>controller:</b> I'll buy drinks if you're willing to swing by the gas station on the way back. Just so we don't have to drink city water with our delicious food.
<b>vp:</b> our water is filtered.
<b>controller:</b> fine whatever I don't care I hate you!
Fort Mill, SC
Coworker: When I used to go to a crack house… Well, not me exactly…
Vine Street
Philadelphia, PA
Overheard by: Should I be working with you?
Nurse #1: Don't forget to stop by the conference room and get some pedophiles!
Nurse #2: That's petits fours!
Nursing Home, SC
Coworker #1 to other coworkers in elevator: This elevator got stuck with me in it yesterday! I was only stuck for about 30 seconds, but it was scary.
Coworker #2, cheerfully: It only takes 30 seconds to die!
Newton, MA
Overheard by: Hold Me
it's monday morning and the lemmings are making their way in to their cubicles…
Employee #1: "how are you?"
Employee #2: "I don't know yet, but the trajectory is not looking good"
Delta, BC
Secretary: "you never tell me I'm right. You always have to find some tiny detail that's wrong!"
State's attorney: "my job is to make you all feel helpless when I'm not around."
Government Office in Chicago, IL