Employee #1: Well, why don’t you go to second shift?
Employee #2: I should!
Employee #3: Mandy would shoot you.
Employee #2: She would.
Cincinnati, Ohio
Employee #1: Well, why don’t you go to second shift?
Employee #2: I should!
Employee #3: Mandy would shoot you.
Employee #2: She would.
Cincinnati, Ohio
Fire alarm engineer: That’s a beautiful shaft!
Manhattan, New York
Overheard by: The_SuperVixen
Coworker on cell: Did you pick up the prescription? (pause) How about the coke and the razors?
Woburn, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Chuckie
Coworker #1: I had the first animatronic doll, Archie Bunker, and he had a pee pee.
Coworker #2: You mean “anatomically correct”?
Coworker #1: Oh, yeah, that’s the word!
Winchester, Virginia
Engineer: It’s okay. It’s just chickens.
Denver, Colorado
Overheard by: Jeremy
Receptionist on phone: John has a big one but not the huge huge one.
Valparaiso, Indiana
Cubicle rat: It’s just a dickens world we’re living in…
Los Angeles, California
Boss to tamil guy: Don’t worry, eat curry!
Bern
Switzerland
Overheard by: Arveen and the Motherfuckers
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