Archive for June, 2012

Isn’t That a Gay Bar for Mechanics?

Employee #1: Well, why don’t you go to second shift?
Employee #2: I should!
Employee #3: Mandy would shoot you.
Employee #2: She would.

Cincinnati, Ohio

Diet or Regular Razors?

Coworker on cell: Did you pick up the prescription? (pause) How about the coke and the razors?

Woburn, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Chuckie

My Wife Got Custody Of Him in the Divorce

Coworker #1: I had the first animatronic doll, Archie Bunker, and he had a pee pee.
Coworker #2: You mean “anatomically correct”?
Coworker #1: Oh, yeah, that’s the word!

Winchester, Virginia