Archive for February, 2012

…When You Were Out Of Town

Coworker on phone to new husband: I put the washing in this morning… Yeah, the towels… Yeah, your gym kit… I also put the bedsheets in, as they were a bit spunky after the other night.


Overheard by: *Head in Hands*

For Their Adorable Little Death Battles

Female coworker: It’s a baby knife.
Perplexed male coworker: It’s a paring knife.
Female coworker: No, it’s a baby knife. For little babies!!

Chico, California

Pop-Tarts: Explained

Senior VP of administration: Is it weird that I don’t like to see my own poo.
VP of operations: Wrap it in tin foil. That’s what I do.
Assistant to VP of operations: Put it in the toaster.

Los Angeles, California

Apparently Northern California, Too.

Cubicle dweller: It’s well known that southern California seeks to use the backdoor as much as possible.

Overland Park, Kansas

Rather Re-Vealing

Employee reading e‑mail out loud: At least you are constantly changing your meat. (pause) Oh lord, did I say that out loud?

Itasca, Illinois

Overheard by: You sure did!