Archive for January, 2012

The Unkindest Paper Cut Of All

Office guy: Can I have one of your tampons?
Office girl: (stunned silence)
Office guy: Stamps! I meant stamps.

Quebec
Canadia

Overheard by: Bill


Don't Worry, He Still Brings the Thunder

Receptionist: The guy from unit #1 is here, he's have lightening problems.
Apartment handler: LIGHTENING PROBLEMS FROM HIS UNIT?
Receptionist: No, I mean lighting problems.

Real Estate Office
San Francisco, California

Overheard by: Not Stepping in Water


More Than I Wanted to Know, Dude

30-something male: We used to play a game called “how many beers before you make a pass at Bea Arthur?”
40-something male: Two!

Government Office
Washington, DC


How Computers Say 'No'

IT on phone: Are you sure you are plugged into the right site? (pause) That just sounds wrong. It shouldn't make those types of noises upon insertion.

Manhattan, New York


*Crickets*

Woman #1: 2012 is the year of the dragon.
Man #1: My oldest son was born in the year of the rabbit, and my youngest son is a snake.
Woman #2: And I'm a cock!

Richmond, Virginia


You Should See Trick Candles

Secretary: Have you ever watched Mythbusters?
Coworker: Yeah, and you know, I've been thinking about blowing up things a lot lately. My friend just married a pyrotechnic guy.
Secretary: Yeah, you can get hours of entertainment out of that stuff.

Manhattan, New York

Overheard by: Cubicle 2.0