Archive for 2011

Peanuts and Water It Is, Sir.

Singapore flight attendant: For dinner we have chicken curry or beef Stroganoff.
Australian passenger: I'll have the lamb.

Singapore Airlines

A Dark Day for American Intelligence.

Email broadcast to entire campus: A black woman's sandal was found this morning in building 2 by Swipe area. Please see me if you want it back.
Male coworker's response: I can't help but wonder how they know she is black.

Los Angeles, California

His Cold, Cold Hands

Female peon: Jon*s hands were in my drawers all day!

Troy, Michigan

Overheard by: That Contractor Guy