Archive for 2011

How Much Time Do We Have?

Customer: No whipped cream on the top, please.
Barista: Would you like whipped cream anywhere else?

Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Little Miss Decaf


Good Idea: Start Small.

Paralegal: So I figured, if I wanna be a nurse, I can wash a midget.

San Francisco, California

Overheard by: melissa


He Learned This from His Eleven-Year-Old Niece

Guy on cell: So, see, I never said nothin' to Elise*. If I was gonna say somethin' 'bout Elise, I would'a gone through Amber*. I wouldn't never say nuthin' about Elise to Amber, see. It's a respect thing. There's a process you got to go through. If I have something to say about Elise, I gotta go through Marsha*.

Richmond, Virginia