Archive for 2011

How Much Time Do We Have?

Cus­tomer: No whipped cream on the top, please.
Barista: Would you like whipped cream any­where else?

Boston, Mass­a­chu­setts

Over­heard by: Lit­tle Miss De­caf


Good Idea: Start Small.

Para­le­gal: So I fig­ured, if I wan­na be a nurse, I can wash a midget.

San Fran­cis­co, Cal­i­for­nia

Over­heard by: melis­sa


I’m Cured!

De­vel­op­er #1: You smell like ba­con.
De­vel­op­er #2, de­light­ed: Thank you!

Boston, Mass­a­chu­setts

Over­heard by: ker­mi­na­tor