Archive for 2011

It's All Part of Their Buildup Toward CSI: Idaho

Coworker #1: Ewwww! It says here CBS is going to put laser imprints of its logo on eggs.
Coworker #2: I didn't know CBS sold eggs.

Marblehead, Massachusetts

Overheard by: They're going to know it was me

Wouldn't Mind Eating Some Coq Right Now

Coworker #1: So you don't eat chicken?
Coworker #2: Nope.
Coworker #1: What about pork?
Coworker #2: Nope.
Coworker #1: What about rooster?

Minneapolis, Minnesota

This is the South. So, No.

Job interviewee on speaker phone, broadcasting to half the floor: I'm a Christian, but I don't beat people over the head with it. Are there any churches in the area that I might feel comfortable in?

Dallas, Texas

I Sent Some Documents Federal Espresso

Middle aged woman: Do we have a fax machine?
Secretary: Yeah, it's in the break room, on the counter.
Middle aged woman: Oh. I thought that was a coffee pot.

Omaha, Nebraska

Enjoying It?

Office worker #1: Were you asked about sodomy today?
Office worker #2: Yep!
Office worker #1: So, how'd that work out for ya?

Nashville, Tennessee

Steupid Bozs Stoory

Employee #1: Hey, do you know if the search field for this database is case sensitive?
Employee #2: No, I don't think so.
Boss: No, but it's really spelling sensitive!

Alamosa, Colorado

Overheard by: trying not to laugh