Archive for 2011

It’s All Part of Their Buildup To­ward CSI: Ida­ho

Cowork­er #1: Ewwww! It says here CBS is go­ing to put laser im­prints of its lo­go on eggs.
Cowork­er #2: I did­n’t know CBS sold eggs.

Mar­ble­head, Mass­a­chu­setts

Over­heard by: They’re go­ing to know it was me

Would­n’t Mind Eat­ing Some Coq Right Now

Cowork­er #1: So you don’t eat chick­en?
Cowork­er #2: Nope.
Cowork­er #1: What about pork?
Cowork­er #2: Nope.
Cowork­er #1: What about roost­er?

Min­neapo­lis, Min­neso­ta

This is the South. So, No.

Job in­ter­vie­wee on speak­er phone, broad­cast­ing to half the floor: I’m a Chris­t­ian, but I don’t beat peo­ple over the head with it. Are there any church­es in the area that I might feel com­fort­able in?

Dal­las, Texas

I Sent Some Doc­u­ments Fed­er­al Espres­so

Mid­dle aged woman: Do we have a fax ma­chine?
Sec­re­tary: Yeah, it’s in the break room, on the counter.
Mid­dle aged woman: Oh. I thought that was a cof­fee pot.

Om­a­ha, Ne­bras­ka

En­joy­ing It?

Of­fice work­er #1: Were you asked about sodomy to­day?
Of­fice work­er #2: Yep!
Of­fice work­er #1: So, how’d that work out for ya?

Nashville, Ten­nessee

Ste­upid Bozs Stoory

Em­ploy­ee #1: Hey, do you know if the search field for this data­base is case sen­si­tive?
Em­ploy­ee #2: No, I don’t think so.
Boss: No, but it’s re­al­ly spelling sen­si­tive!

Alam­osa, Col­orado

Over­heard by: try­ing not to laugh