Archive for 2011

…Texting Is So 2005.

Legal assistant #1: Wow. My friend just texted me that he got hit by a car but he's still at work.
Legal assistant #2: That's why you don't go into finance.

Manhattan, New York


I'm Double-Sided, You Know

Female cube dweller at copier: I'll grab everything! Just stick it out there!

Marlborough, Massachusetts


Was It Bloody, Sir?

Publisher, walking through: Just call me Gandhi. Where the hell is my urine so I can freakin' drink it?

Bennington, Vermont


We Had to Look That One Up, Dear Reader

Coworker to another: When can I have a crap-let named after me?

Madison, Wisconsin

Overheard by: Victor Ponelis