Archive for 2011

…Tex­ting Is So 2005.

Le­gal as­sis­tant #1: Wow. My friend just texted me that he got hit by a car but he’s still at work.
Le­gal as­sis­tant #2: That’s why you don’t go in­to fi­nance.

Man­hat­tan, New York


I’m Dou­ble-Sided, You Know

Fe­male cube dweller at copi­er: I’ll grab every­thing! Just stick it out there!

Marl­bor­ough, Mass­a­chu­setts


Was It Bloody, Sir?

Pub­lish­er, walk­ing through: Just call me Gand­hi. Where the hell is my urine so I can freakin’ drink it?

Ben­ning­ton, Ver­mont


We Had to Look That One Up, Dear Read­er

Cowork­er to an­oth­er: When can I have a crap-let named af­ter me?

Madi­son, Wis­con­sin

Over­heard by: Vic­tor Ponelis