Archive for 2011

…Wanna Do Shots?

Sales rep, sitting across hallway. answering his phone at 11:45 am: Well, good afternoon to you too, especially in the morning.

Hudson, Massachusetts


No Shit?

CSR: Tooting is a warning sign for pooing.

Scarborough
Ontario
Canadia


Bwahahahaha!

Manager #1, smugly: It is just community college.
Manager #2: Yeah, no promotions for her here.

Englewood, Colorado

Overheard by: Did he really just say that?


…And Charging for It

Office guy to another: Haven't you heard? We're moving to Linux, dude.

Microsoft
Redmond, Washington


Can't Talk. Liking.

Social media expert: Did you guys know you can actually 'like' a page on Facebook from your phone? (pause) I never knew that before!

Norfolk, Virginia