Archive for 2011

…Wan­na Do Shots?

Sales rep, sit­ting across hall­way. an­swer­ing his phone at 11:45 am: Well, good af­ter­noon to you too, es­pe­cial­ly in the morn­ing.

Hud­son, Mass­a­chu­setts

No Shit?

CSR: Toot­ing is a warn­ing sign for poo­ing.


…And Charg­ing for It

Of­fice guy to an­oth­er: Haven’t you heard? We’re mov­ing to Lin­ux, dude.

Red­mond, Wash­ing­ton

Can’t Talk. Lik­ing.

So­cial me­dia ex­pert: Did you guys know you can ac­tu­al­ly ‘like’ a page on Face­book from your phone? (pause) I nev­er knew that be­fore!

Nor­folk, Vir­ginia