Archive for 2011

Your Ed­i­tors Would­n’t Be­lieve This If One Of Us Had­n’t Once Done It

Guy on phone with one fin­ger stuffed in his ear: I did­n’t get it, Lisa, what’s your dad dy­ing got to do with us not hav­ing anal? (pause) What? No sex at all? (pause) Not even a blowjob? Jeez, I mean, why are you act­ing so weird all of a sud­den?

Man­hat­tan, New York

Over­heard by: Saa­gar