Archive for 2011

…I Won’t Make That Mis­take Again.

Cowork­er #1: So I have this recipe for mi­crowave­able fried rice. You might like it. I’ll bring it in to­mor­row.
Cowork­er #2: Did you just tell me, an Asian, to make mi­crowave fried rice?! Not to men­tion if it’s mi­crowaved, then it’s not fried rice. It’s mi­crowave rice.
Cowork­er #1: Well you gave me that chick­en recipe the oth­er day, and this recipe looks good so I thought I’d share it.
Cowork­er #2: Yeah? Well, liq­uid poop looks good too be­cause it re­minds me of choco­late, but you don’t see me eat­ing it.

Philadel­phia, Penn­syl­va­nia