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I Think I Saw This Episode Of SVU

An­thro­pol­o­gy teacher: Yes, and when you see hu­man re­mains… Ac­tu­al­ly, I have some bones in my car…
(class in stunned si­lence)
Stu­dent #1: Re­al­ly?
An­thro­pol­o­gy teacher: Oh, I al­ways have bones in my car… I think I have some ba­by bones, too.
Stu­dent #1: I hope you nev­er get pulled over.
Stu­dent #2: They’ll think you’re a se­r­i­al killer!
An­thro­pol­o­gy teacher: Well, I love dead bod­ies! I’ll ex­hume you, I’ll ex­hume him, I’ll ex­hume your grand­moth­er! I’ll ex­hume any­one! (pause) Let me go get them.

Las Ve­gas, Neva­da

Over­heard by: He re­al­ly is adorable, not creepy.