Archive for October, 2011

This is the South. So, No.

Job interviewee on speaker phone, broadcasting to half the floor: I’m a Christian, but I don’t beat people over the head with it. Are there any churches in the area that I might feel comfortable in?

Dallas, Texas

I Sent Some Documents Federal Espresso

Middle aged woman: Do we have a fax machine?
Secretary: Yeah, it’s in the break room, on the counter.
Middle aged woman: Oh. I thought that was a coffee pot.

Omaha, Nebraska

Enjoying It?

Office worker #1: Were you asked about sodomy today?
Office worker #2: Yep!
Office worker #1: So, how’d that work out for ya?

Nashville, Tennessee

Steupid Bozs Stoory

Employee #1: Hey, do you know if the search field for this database is case sensitive?
Employee #2: No, I don’t think so.
Boss: No, but it’s really spelling sensitive!

Alamosa, Colorado

Overheard by: trying not to laugh

And Then Have a Drink

Coworker #1: Well, sometimes you just have to put your foot down. You can’t drink in the office.
Coworker #2: I’d like to put my foot down on her face.

Newark, Delaware

Overheard by: Passerby in Hall

And, Ideally, Camel Toe

Marketing rep, about intern that just stepped off elevator: Does she not know what size she wears?
PR person: She’s young. I think that’s the style.
Marketing Rep: What, tights with rolls?

Richmond, Virginia

Overheard by: Question Girl

That Old Excuse?

Office guy: You may want to go get coffee.
Office girl: Is that where you told them I was?
Office guy: What was I supposed to say? (pause) Umm… “she’s having a naked picture crisis, I am sure she will be back soon”?

Boston, Massachusetts