Archive for October, 2011

How Much Time Do We Have?

Customer: No whipped cream on the top, please.
Barista: Would you like whipped cream anywhere else?

Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Little Miss Decaf

Good Idea: Start Small.

Paralegal: So I figured, if I wanna be a nurse, I can wash a midget.

San Francisco, California

Overheard by: melissa

I'm Cured!

Developer #1: You smell like bacon.
Developer #2, delighted: Thank you!

Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: kerminator

It's All Part of Their Buildup Toward CSI: Idaho

Coworker #1: Ewwww! It says here CBS is going to put laser imprints of its logo on eggs.
Coworker #2: I didn't know CBS sold eggs.

Marblehead, Massachusetts

Overheard by: They're going to know it was me