Archive for September, 2011

…Because It’s All Greek to Me.

Classics student, referring to the original Virgil text: Soooo, you’re saying I have to read the Latin translation as well?

University of Tasmania
Australia


You’d Sell to Them, Though

Spanish professor: The books are like crystal meth. You wouldn’t let your friends have it…

Winona State University
Minnesota


…Wanna Do Shots?

Sales rep, sitting across hallway. answering his phone at 11:45 am: Well, good afternoon to you too, especially in the morning.

Hudson, Massachusetts


No Shit?

CSR: Tooting is a warning sign for pooing.

Scarborough
Ontario
Canadia


…And Charging for It

Office guy to another: Haven’t you heard? We’re moving to Linux, dude.

Microsoft
Redmond, Washington


Can’t Talk. Liking.

Social media expert: Did you guys know you can actually ‘like’ a page on Facebook from your phone? (pause) I never knew that before!

Norfolk, Virginia